I've given up my dream of ever becoming an international spy

Like a fool, I had Ba Sari back for another massage.  Within one minute of her pressing down on my pressure points I was crying out in pain.  I never would be able to withstand the  interrogation room for thirty seconds!  While I cried out - she laughed.  My saving grace was that I had no idea what she was telling me in Bahasa, but then she didn't realize I kept telling her how mean she was!
After an hour of this torture, I must admit I feel sore but so much better. And when the joy of pain inflicted upon you is only $4.50......